I don't want to do this. I hate it.

No one gives - or ought to give - a shit about what I do every day. I'm not a celebrity or even a vaguely interesting person. I assume I'm like everyone else. However, everyone has a blog it seems and somehow they write in them constantly.

I've tried blogging many times but this time is different: I will write every day that I have internet access. So, damn near every day. My goal is to write down all the inane garbage that crosses my mind, anything that I do, interesting or more likely not. I will do this for one year and then hopefully no one will have read it and proved me right so I can quit it.

So, today.

I contemplated converting to Judaism in order to wear the cool hats and piss off Paula's grandma in Belchatow. I don't think I'm serious though because only the Reformed jews are tolerant and flexible enough for me and because I doubt I could find kosher or approved meat here.

BTW, here is Krakow, Poland. More about that later.

I showed up for work at 0825. I sat out on the step in front of the Orange store, next to the entrance to our building because I don't have keys to open the building and must wait for the receptionist to show up. I assume I looked like a very trendy homeless person with my laptop struggling to maintain a wireless connection. I chatted with geocachers on IRC and played with Travian.

My 0900 student once again failed to show up. I don't know why he bothers taking English classes because when he does show up he is too thick to figure it all out. Surely he would be better off in a proper class with other people but wanted individual lessons.

My 1030 student did show up. That class was fine.

It's now 1345 and I am doing this. Later I will go out drinking with Paula, my wife, and hopefully she will stop at three or four beers rather than five or six because Paula's parents are coming in to town tomorrow and we need to spend some time with them and it won't be fun if she's as hungover as a wolverine.